moringmark:

foxes-in-love:

ALT

gothdoggirl:

gothdoggirl:

korbensdeliveryservice:

gothdoggirl:

gothdoggirl:

sillysayaka:

tumblr added another secret feature. if you make a post and just type “gullible”, it turns it into a different message. tell me which one you got!

gullible!!

this is so fucked up how could you do this to me op

no no you just have to do the word by itself without any punctuation!

gullible

NOT ONCE BUT TWICE I AM BETRAYED IM LIKE IF CEASER WAS A LESBIAN

inneskeeper:

hiddenspaceplant:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

From previous why did you hide this

on tumblr our funny little jokes are required to go through an ethics committee and then pass peer-review before they are allowed to be published to the greater public. whats not to get about this

foxes-in-love:

ALT

brightlotusmoon:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Do you think animals have a threshold for Uncanny Valley experiences? Like. If you built a statue of an elephant. Would it give a real elephant the heebies

the first time I wore my kitty ears in front of my roommate’s cat he fluffed up twice his size and ran into a wall trying to get away from me. What did he see

foxes-in-love:

ALT

brightlotusmoon:

cryptojuice:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

“autistic people read things too literally” yeah, maybe when we’re kids. veteran autistics go through years of mistreatment and read literal statements as passive aggressive instead

autistic people ask our significant others if they want to hang out and spend twenty minutes worrying about how overbearing we mustve been to make them say “we can certainly do that, yes”

@earhartsease had to pull this out of the notes. The way you explained that “lateral” line of thinking is so accurate

Yes, @earhartsease is absolutely correct.

Sometimes it’s like our ability to automatically detect patterns goes overboard. Super Pattern Recognition turns into Logical Anxiety, like precognition but deeper and weirder.

demilypyro:

Idk it’s hard

absentlyabbie:

fredmouseoz:

absentlyabbie:

food moods:

• i would Rather Die than consume a food
• if anyone stands between me and consuming my food i will devour them whole
• i can consume only this one, singular, specific food
• i do not know the specific food i am Allowed to eat but all other food in my vicinity is illegal
• i regret consuming a food
• i regret consuming That Food Specifically
• i WILL regret consuming this food, but it will not stop me
• didn’t know how bad i needed to consume a food, threw a minor tantrum about it, consumed the food, am undergoing an unauthorized magical girl transformation
• i deeply resent that consuming foods regularly is a requirement of existence and i WILL be taking this matter up in Ghost Court with whatever entity or entities are responsible for this suffering
• food is the best and i will consume every food allowed near me with gleeful abandon
• i crave Specific Food so intensely that i shall tragically perish if forced to consume any alternate food
• wanted to consume this food, now it’s in front of me, appetite’s on strike
• ate this specific food so many times for such an extended period that i will fling myself from a cliff if you even suggest i consume it ever again

• Food must Cronch, all else is poison
• Food must NOT Cronch, all else is poison.
• nothing in this house is food. food exists in shops. shops are a) too far away b) closed c) both

additional food moods:

• i waited too long to consume a food and now consuming the food is forbidden by The Nausea
• i have consumed so much of the food i am juuuuust this side of miserable and regret nothing
• i have consumed so much of the food i am on the other side of miserable and regret everything
• i was so impatient to consume this desperately desired food that i rushed the preparation, called it good enough entirely too soon, and am now deeply disappointed that the food is Wrong
• i desired the food, prepared the food well and promptly, and the satisfaction and tastiness is causing Victory Euphoria
• this food was great in my memory but nostalgia betrayed me and damn this really Isn’t Good, huh
• nostalgia has romanticized the food to heights of perfection reality surely cannot hold up to–Oh My God It’s Actually That Good
• food was Tasty but then A Texture happened and i am seized with revulsion and Mouth Trauma
• too tired to consume a food, but now too hungry to sleep, which is Some Bullshit

lekosis:

gnsan:

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

hiromicota:

Today, I learned: in 2019, someone remade the Oregon Trail as a handheld game with the OG graphics and a faux 3.5” floppy.

It’s still available for sale.

ALT

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist

and they’re never the things I expect